alone with my dad and he filled the bathtub with soil and cracked an egg with a hammer??

my cyan and magenta gouache paints have something homosexual going on I can feel it

never watched pulp fiction but the soundtrack goes hard

guess who's been wide awake since 2:40 and has to leave for class in an hour!

forget the eclipse it's my cat's 13th birthday today

changed me timetable to have mondays off yayayay

i don't want to go back to colleg i hate it there

ok once i figure out how to write a meet-cute for my old men it will be over for you binches. i'll rule the goddamn world

HOLY SHIT A THUDNER STORM!!

made a fucking paella

as a kid i used to be scared of the guy from dan vs. (i guess he's dan?) because his shirt said jerk so i assumed he was a meanie head

i just shed an actual happy tear thinking about my blorbo too hard, i have never experienced this level of insanity before, am I gonna die?

tf2 will never be like it used to be in 2012-2014. Sad! well there's other games