The only thing ppl w/ a peanut allergy are missing out on is peanut butter marshmallow squares like they're soo good

Brah

Definitely in the halloween spirit now thanks to this game I'm currently playing shoutout that game lol

I ate 5 hotdogs today

my fear is primal

carl fredrickson watching tv gif

Joly Boly Tentar, you BEST be signing up as a Bollywood actor! 😂

Shit I haven't even done anything for me and my object wife's first anniversary god I'm such a bad husband 🥺

There's a certain imbalance in naming because I can name 100 girl names I like but when it comes to boy names I have to think "What flavor of douchebag should my son be associated with?"

Personally, I enjoyed this movie. But once I go on the internet, I suddenly dare to enjoy the worst movie ever conceived in mankind

I wonder if people actually browse through my page or I'm just making these statuses for no reason

Effectively killed my laptop's battery while trying to AFK farm, kids don't leave the charger in for too long

weaning off of whisker menu and using the command line like a big boy 🥺

emerging out of prison with an entire fanfic novel written on toliet paper

I miss my childhood and the house I lived in before we moved, but it just wouldn't be the same if we drove back and had a visit

One of the few fics I bookmarked on AO3 had the author put into a private collection, I liked that fic, I didn't mean it that way author 🥺

Maybe I shud get more positivity in my life :S

Attending my own funeral

I feel like I should label my layers more often

I just wanna go back, back to 2019