Sarah Silverman's Easter Egg Dying Activity Center, Dana Carvey's Amazon River-Boat Adventure. Why don't more people like DOS abandon-ware?

ogres are like onions. they have layers. until they start rotting. then it's all mush.

9 Innings, 9 Beers, 9 Hot Dogs, and 9 kisses from my beautiful boyfriend.

No. I'm pillaging EVERYONE. You included.

Here they come again... Worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself they cannot touch me. They are long dead.

It comes violently, wracking my body, expelling my incandescent effervescent bile towards some tomorrow that will never come...

Every orifice stuffed with gauze like a mummy. Like a freakin' mummy, man.

Democrats will seemingly use slurs to win an election before they support the working class or hold the Epstein Class accountable.

6/25 is half-christmas when you ignore your family and go drinking and gambling. Parents/Relatives not allowed, 2 drink minimum, 20% Vig.

I posses all the social grace and debonair of Bea Arthur drunkenly crooning to a rat in the Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978.

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I won't share my thoughts or ideas anymore, please come back, I will be quiet and subservient to you and your radicalism if you be my friend

Keep the working class armed, The Epstein Class running, and the Leisure Class worried.

I lost someone in a mass shooting, any attempt to disarm the working class need to be met with greater and greater violence.

Bargain, Deny, Yell, Despair, Accept. Regret.

If you are abused or traumatized then you have no place here in this world. Someone else ended your life for you a long time ago. Acceptance

Disagree with a conservative and they shake their head. Disagree with a leftest and they will dox, stalk, harass, and attack your reputation

I love the government and think that everyone is doing a great job investigating and prosecuting the Epstein Files.