melville's prose is like if dickens was actually as clever as he believed himself to be

please be reassured, we seek no wider war

there are some windows me compusa promotional watches on ebay and i want one but there's no way those batteries haven't corroded inside them

i feel like such a 1337 h4x0r when i use an awk command in the terminal

love looking through simpsons screencap accounts on instagram for all the people commenting classic lines in different languages. universal.

it's my cute boyfriend's birthday. everyone wish my cute boyfriend a happy birthday. :3

i wish my local parks weren't all bisected by fuckin expressways lol

topre switches do not feel that different from any other dome with slider switch, we have been bamboozled

i automatically distrust any "privacy" product or service with a considerable advertising budget