neuter your dog or I will!

it's joever, folks. we've gone brandon.

everyone should have an instrument to be mediocre at. it's good for you

had a dream that to stay relevant taylor swift came out as a lesbian and converted to islam

yeah, sure, i'll try your Open-Source YouTube Alternative. what do you have on there? insane videos by nazis? cool... got anything else? no?

making sizzling noises the second i step out in the sun

ate fish again after ten years vegetarian, punished with diarrhea

entering Gay Dotage this pride month (too old to be a twink anymore)

kneading dough is fun and easy, but everyone tries to get out of it like it's some big pain in the ass

always thought hi-chews were medicinal for some reason, only now finding out that they're actually gum you can eat

love living in a world where everything is cool and only gonna get cooler

melville's prose is like if dickens was actually as clever as he believed himself to be

there are some windows me compusa promotional watches on ebay and i want one but there's no way those batteries haven't corroded inside them

it's my cute boyfriend's birthday. everyone wish my cute boyfriend a happy birthday. :3