“You’re not fooling anyone.”

Number 1 goal in life: don’t be a lame friend

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I might conduct surgery on a stuffed animal.

I like tacky things

My website has only been out for 2 months and I'm already doing a redesign ☺️

Why must I design for people with 375px wide screens *_*

bruh my brain was just not working earlier. I was ordering food and asked for “yellow fruit” (pineapple) and “tomato” (mushroom) 💀

The answer is "it depends" but the answer depends on the case.

Green curry, my belov'd

You have nothing to lose but your chains.

I like speaking, but not always coming up with things to say. Huh.

Change is scary but also I crave it.

I'm going to build a lake here I think