im going normal mode he says being the opposite of normal mode. have we considered biting today milord

guy who smells like fresh blood and is carrying a suspiciously sharp object in his pocket: hey man could you help me hide this thing

so that's why freaky mode has been on this whole week. okay then

guy twelve seconds from bursting into tears: I need to lock in

DO NOT. think about that

"I am going through torments never known before," he says, speaking of one of, if not The Most common torments of all time.

GENUINELY LYING AWAKE THINKING OF SINKING MY TEETH INTO HIS NECK. GAH

FUUUUCK I WANNA BITE HIM RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

AHHHHHH.... UNREQUITED UNDYNE/MAD MEW MEW... <- looking at the undertale alarm clock dialogue again

kiss: secured

today's the day...

that movie sucked (it was below mid but i like hyperbole) absolute waste of 2 hours

im in font hell again

i know it was a dream but his laugh sounded so real... <- delusional

that was. certainly a game.

tee hee i wount think of this for the rest of the day

how to flirt like a normal person no glue no borax

what a surprise, the people who keep calling others degenerates call them the r slur as well

crk'd so hard my phone crashed

mfw i have a slight common cold