my entire fucking life is an early 2000s disney sitcom b-plot

they call me the couponeer

first day at the college dorms

i accidentally baked an entire eggshell into my cheesecake so now whenever i want to eat my cheesecake i have to play eggshell roulette

my motivation today is totally shot. :<

i think i might be developing a caffeine addiction

you remind me of a penny

Cookie clicker...

the graduaterrrrr

i am rotting :3

working on something big (doing absolutely nothing)

what on earth does 'teeth mode' mean. what was I cooking?!

babe the delusions are returning...

overstimulated

i hate doing laundry i hate doing laundry i hate doing laundry "COME OUT AND SORT YOUR CLOTHES"

goin' teeth mode

brotherhood of nod? i think you should nod off to sleep!

when you trying to chill but the horrors make you consider every implication of every action you could possibly take

the thanos beatbox guy commissioned a $50000 hazbin hotel ship animation???

the thanos beatbox guy commissioned a $50000 hazbin hotel ship animation???