my dog just died.

going to class only to see that the Comically Racist And Misogynistic Brigade has turned up to protest human rights at a random ass college

my entire fucking life is an early 2000s disney sitcom b-plot

they call me the couponeer

first day at the college dorms

i accidentally baked an entire eggshell into my cheesecake so now whenever i want to eat my cheesecake i have to play eggshell roulette

my motivation today is totally shot. :<

i think i might be developing a caffeine addiction

you remind me of a penny

Cookie clicker...

the graduaterrrrr

i am rotting :3

working on something big (doing absolutely nothing)

what on earth does 'teeth mode' mean. what was I cooking?!

babe the delusions are returning...

overstimulated

i hate doing laundry i hate doing laundry i hate doing laundry "COME OUT AND SORT YOUR CLOTHES"

goin' teeth mode

brotherhood of nod? i think you should nod off to sleep!

when you trying to chill but the horrors make you consider every implication of every action you could possibly take