we're out of salsa

put on your best van halen shirt

im bouta act a damn fool

whoops pc fuckin died again

i wiped out

leave the boys at home and the wife in the morgue

i take pride as the king of illiterature am very ape and very nice

this website was pronounced dead at 7:11pm sept 26

this site is meaningless

protect the feet

my peanut butter chocolate cake with koolaid

if the cops come around, no sé qué pasó

jack twist? jack nasty!

ohmy god im too high for this right now

i play hacky sack professionally yes i do yes i do

blood bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody blood

new peggy album piercing into my urethra

kill tony doesnt suck again this week wow

im doing this thing wrong probably

im eating fish and chipss as much as possible