found live maggots in my sosig....

dog breed: temu doberman

october in july!?!?

rejected by my local teaspoon factory

rolled a nat20 on my auadhd check

in a bout of auadhd, i automated capturing screenies of my website and attaching them to use in README.md

what happened to the user profiles?

legally crippled

here's to the finest crew in starfleet

github is struggling

and he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic

burgir has been made (x8)

high cranial top low taper fade buzz cut when

enjoying my daily cup of prison "stallion" drink

teacher calls my graduation paper "a brick" -2 days before the deadline

glorbo fruttodrillo (5 hours to submit my graduation paper or i'm executed on the spot but it's barely halfway finished)

single-handedly brought down github pages globally

thrice-cooked, i nailed my graduation paper pre-hearing

what's up gamers

+10C to +25C in just 30 mins. why did i go out in a winter jacket