apple juice... *sluuuuurrrrp*

i had fun at the beach today :D! yayy

ughh grrh... divorced WEIRDOS

Tarantulas, returning from work: dear, i'm home! where's our bby :3? / Prowl: Aborted.

when i think TFormers can't get any gayer, The Sins Of The Wreckers appears n prove me wrong

first time i write in my journal n like... naturally proceed to rant abt TF ships. what's wrong with me.

when ur ship isn't famous ur only choice is to conform with the crumbs...

me, having an awful day: goddammit why i can't have a fucking break. now, i see my robot wife for 0.08s: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

should i touch grass ???

listen. mango shake n bread... omgg... yumm

add cyanide to your diet!

so...hungry....ugghhrrr

NEW CLOTHES. I FEEL SO PRETTY!!!

Ah yes, breakfast: Pepsi & choco cookies 😇

this stupid society... won't lemme legally change my name to amoeba...

i wanna eat a flip phone

robot yuri...

IT'S THAT HUMAN DELICACY FOR 1.50!? IN THIS ECONOMY!?

ommh nomh noomhhg mhhfghhh...

Hmm, I should read more books...