i'm so mad. mad. mad. mad. UUGHHHHHHR

i_💜_my_robotgf

ALIEXPRESS PLS DON'T REMOVE THE SHOCKWAVE MICROORGANISM PLUSHIE PLS I BEG U. I SWEAR IMMA GET THE MONEY UGHHHH PLEEEEASE

i'm gonna spend my adult money on merely shockwave, anything else is unnecessary.

*sigh* being 18 is less fun than i thought it would be... BRING BACK UNEMPLOYMENT

yet at the same time i don't get along very well with humans, and communication with them is the basis of the whole career. so, um...

thinking abt taking up psychology just to benefit from the fact that talking abt the mind and mental disorders is socially accepted there

I NEED MONEY. I HAVE TO BUY ALL THE EXISTING SHOCKWAVE MERCHANDISE. I DON'T CARE IF I CANNOT EAT FOR A WHOLE YEAR, I NEED HIM UGGHHHHHHH

HAIL SHOCKWAVE, DECEPTICON COMMANDER SUPREME! WE FUNCTION FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE!!

every spider pic reminds me of him... or she. i think i misgendered her this whole time. i just learned what pedipalps are-- AHH I MISS HER

*sniff* ... we'll do justice. no spider in my house is gonna die by human hands ever again >:(

NOOOO I REMEMBERED HOW HAPPY HE LOOKED IN HIS CORNER. AND HOW HE MOVED HIS PEDIPALPS SLIGHTLY WHEN I MADE HIGH PITCHED SOUNDS EEUUUEUUEEHHR

I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE. HE TRUSTED ME AND THEY KILLED HIM GRRHHHHRJK AAAAAAHHH DEATH TO THE HATERS

i spent the whole night crying bc of a spider. but it was not just any spider. it was my spider friend :'(

i publicly dedicate 'where do you get off?' by will wood to Shockwave... OHH LoOORD, DON'T ASK ME WHAT I MEAN

IS THIS AN A.M REFERENCE IN MY TFORMERS MEDIA???

shockwave is such a freak omfg i luv him

MANGOOOOOOOOO

going back to my obsessive will wood listener era ☝

i'm feeling the insane urge to ruin my life (again)