pokemon go made people go outside. pokemon sleep is fixing peoples sleep schedules. to fix the declining birth rate in japan...

SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK ICHIKAWA'S PS5 I WANT MORE HNK!!!!!!

happy disability pride month (just realized he counts as disabled)

forgets to update status

root beer

woke up at 2pm instead of 4pm

i HATE javascript

catastrophe is the best lu/ciel class bc they are sparkledogs and extremely silly. shame they suck in game

eating chili but i don't feel like shit this time

woke up at 4pm again

now eating blueberries bc i feel like shit

eating chili because i feel like Shit

shaving is a weird experience

take a shot every time i forget to add <br> after something that needs a line break

SOCIETY IF I HAD A JOB:

spent 20 bucks on a new collar and it doesnt even FIT i HATE spencers

waked up

kinda want to kms but it's okay we stay silly

elsword makes me want to #### # ####

THE STATUS CAFE WIDGET FUNCTIONS LFG