while I don't have a valentine and can't even pull, I wish the couples get the best valentines ever today 💖💖

I forget I have to shit to live. I forgot shitting was even a bodily function. Am I that constipated guys

this profile requires more jolliness the amount of negativity in my statuses is ridiculous

I'm going to be at my limit

I have been irascible recently. this month is a fucking hellscape and I can tell. I am mad at my friends more. this is the month where my and my friends friendships go wrong. I cannot lose them. THE DREAD IS COMING.

pimple at thhe back of my thigh CAN'T SIT PROPERLY FUCKKKKKK

fuck my stupid chungus life

uhh mood switch from my last status guys I am going to grab baby jamie bower by the face and throw him at the wall 20 times affectionately

catbox when I fucking catch you catbox

I'm fucking itchy everywhere this emoji up my status expresses it all

I think this is the only time where my health anxiety is correct but I may be wrong. unless I am not

everyday is the same. everyday is so repetitive

I'M JOLLY. I'M FREE NOW.

MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so fucking miserable nothing truly makes me happy I hate sverytbing

I miss breathing through my nose

EAR PAIN

ia m defective

uugh so emotional

I'M GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS FOREVER