a light spritz of caffeine

a consult ant, you say?

feels weirdly fake to read a book published 1873 and then give it a rating out of 5 stars. like nobody cares

bad luck & trouble? it's me. i'm bad luck & trouble

whomst, whomster, whomstest

the mortifying ordeal of being insufficiently caffeinated

ok if the temp could just get above 10 degrees that'd be great thx

ut proverbium loquitor vetus

nailing the fundamentals

concerto for tambourine and orchestra

tyrannosaurus bex and a lie down

frankly, my dear, I don't give a barrier that stops or restricts the flow of water

dazed and bemused

oh, this ol' thing? ha yeah it's completely hand embroidered 800 hours made from seaglass and the tears of dying angels

reading walter pater and feeling smug about it