dispatches from the vantage point of the dispatched

fashion statement: no

bakery employee clearly does not want to be working today

low-hanging

spinning on the z-axis in glorious technicolor

aaaah new Brandi Carlile album!

watching the reveal of the tdf 2026 route and valentin paret-peintre is *tiny*

a spicy assemblage of knaves and fools

leaf litter

the Beaufort scale. my beloved

sourdough

jrr tolkien and the temple of doom

that new contact lens feeling

a squircle, if you will

it's an all in one comedic rabbit costume. that's right. a funsie bunsie onesie

tiddler

a field mouse driving a monster truck

[placing my monocle on the desk] sir, spurious attributions are my specialty

the minor thrill of a cloudless warm day

caffeine deficient