pinnacle of unrivalled precision *completely misses the target*

love to misspell a url. wikioedia my beloved

equinox state of mind (still)

dude i'm so wildddd 🤪 [had a double shot coffee after 3pm]

surprised. staggered. bamboozled even

pair of galahs screaming in each other's beaks

electric light oresteia

public displays of alliteration

package marked DO NOT HANDLE CAREFULLY

lovely new jackets on the Virago Modern Classics

bookcase shuffle, yet again

sunshine? haha. No. rain 🌧

an enormous bag of avocados for $4 #myavocados

a light spritz of caffeine

a consult ant, you say?

feels weirdly fake to read a book published 1873 and then give it a rating out of 5 stars. like nobody cares

bad luck & trouble? it's me. i'm bad luck & trouble

whomst, whomster, whomstest

the mortifying ordeal of being insufficiently caffeinated

ok if the temp could just get above 10 degrees that'd be great thx