who needs weed when you've been prescribed benzonatate for a sinus infection. goddamn i feel like i've been hit with a tranquilizer dart

they always say "listen to your body" and then tell you you're exaggerating your symptoms & that It's Not That Bad Actually Stop Complaining

"~vegan leather~" you mean plastic? fucking plastic? polyurethane?? damn very environmentally conscious & nature/animal loving of you

everyone likes to talk about celebrating differences, but no one likes to talk about how lonely those differences make you

I HATE BEING IN THIS BODY!! TOO MANY MEDICAL PROBLEMS AND SHIT AMERICAN INSURANCE!! ARRUGHHH

Cannibal Corpse is releasing an official coloring book lmao

OHHHHHH MY GOD THE NEW SUPER SONICO BiCUTE BUNNIES FIGURE <333333

just exported all my data and deleted both my Spotify & my Squarespace account. DIE MFS

begging record companies to PLEASE put the rpm speed on the actual vinyl, i've been listening to this D&B mix the wrong way for 30 min

NEOCITIES BUGGED AND RESET ALL MY STYLE.CSS SHEETS ACROSS ALL MY WEBSITES EVERYTHING LOOKS FUCKED NOW ARRGUHHH

remember when Jurassic World had an actual tumblr fandom when it released. like what the hell was that

GO PLAY BOMB RUSH CYBERFUNK RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAA

as much as I like to encourage biking/less meat/etc u also need to remember doing that doesn't negate Mr.Richfuck McGee buying his 5th yacht

BOMB RUSH CYBERFUNK RELEASED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

getting p sick of all these depressed weebs making shitty breakcore mixes where half the music ISN'T EVEN BREAKCORE IT'S BREAKBEAT HARDCORE

i don't have a panini press, but i made a BLT and seared it in a cast iron skillet with a weight on top and goddamn this is the way to do it

PETRODRAGONIC APOCALYPSE or DAWN OF ETERNAL NIGHT: AN ANNIHILATION OF PLANET EARTH & THE BEGINNING OF MERCILESS DAMNATION is a very good

THE NEW KING GIZZARD SINGLE GOES SO FUCKING HARD AAAAAAA!!!!

why are so many fics tagged as 'drugs' about non-consensual drug use or abuse or some similar shit. where are my Funny Weed Fics

I LOVE EARLY 2000S DRUM & BASS!!!!!