My graduation commencement is a week away, but I'm essentially done. What to do, what to do...

Today, my brain is very soft

I'm burning up!

today is NOT a reasonable day for baseball

YAAAARRGHGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

just started an oil fire in my kitchen #adulting

Curse this worm-like existence!

The Onion's Jim Haggerty is returning. God Save Us All.

Someone save me from this idyllic spring walk with immaculate vibes.

I may not be an artist, but I'll make something here goddamnit.