It’s a cheap world and you don’t exist.

Finally scored a bottle of Blanton’s today!

Sitting at the office without any headphones because I forgot them at home this morning. This is brutal.

You can't have "hello" without Hell in the beginning.

Just in case anyone forgot… it’s Fred Durst Friday!

It’s like fingernails go from acceptable to holy shit I need these clipped NOW, overnight.

My lunch would be paid for if I had a quarter for every yawn I let out so far today.

Weller green and another bottle of Buffalo Trace secured yesterday. Cheers!

Take a man's worries away and he will begin to, funnily enough, worry that something's wrong because they are gone. Such is life.

A nice, long, warm bath to end the day. I don't do them often, but I love it immensely when I do.

Need to mow the lawn and tidy up the yard work today. I’d rather hunt for early sighting Halloween stuff in stores.

I come back to Primus at least once every two months.

Quittin’ time!

COOKIE ATTACK!!!

New music released! Time for a drink on this beautiful afternoon.

My head is in a weird place today. Absolutely drained and need some relaxation time.

Cheers, Uncle Sam. You aren't perfect, but you're pretty damn good!

Building entire websites in my head only to never have the time to actually do it.

If I had eyes in the back of my head, I’d probably be a much bigger fan of running. Backwards running is superior in all ways . #hamstrings

Let’s get one thing straight. This most certainly isn’t the land of the free. Never has been. Happy Friday.