it is 2am and all i wanna do is make youtube videos, but i cannott because i am at my dad's house where my computer is not, plus it's 2am

the gummies i made had no flavour and weren't all that sweet, so now i'm eating guzman y gomez mexican food

i freaking just made my own healthy gummy lollies just now. they're not ready yet, but they smell amazing :)

watching a video about the american renaissance

somebody, not me, saved my status.cafe page in the wayback machine on the 17th of february for some reason. should i be worried?

now that i'm 18, i'm looking at my old status updates and cringing xD

i'm eating chocolate eggs and just dropped one on my keyboard. oh well :P

i think i'm gonna start using this site again, it's quite underrated!

jesus christ i last used this site 237 days ago... and the first thing i see back on here is the guy who banned me from the freakybob server

she has the biggest kabongas

unfortunately i still can't see the date & time i posted updates on even tho i msg'd the owner about it, so imma fake cry some moar

I KNOW HOW TO FAKE CRY NOW!!!!!!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS YAWN A BUNCH :D

hi it's me again, i was writing a blog post but now i'm too lazy to finish it tonight at 1am so i'm gonna do the rest tmr while at school

ok i can't, bye status cafe (until we meet again...)

i have a theory that this lizrd asshole is actually me from the future screwing past me over

school - nvm i've done nothing but worry even more, now that i know that my brilliant detective work is in shambles...

school - fineeee i'll do my actual damned work instead of worrying about something i never even wanna be involved in anymore -w-

@himee i let this thing go a fucking month ago, this "lizrd" asshole is framing me I SWEAR ON MY LIFE. please come back to read this

@himee WAIT I JUST READ WHAT YOU POSTED. WHAT???? DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIZRD, IDK WHO TF THEY ARE NOW

uh, i didn't say anything. MIND WIPE! - school - listening to muzak instead of doing work :3