oooo i ate chickpeas that weren't properly boiled. let's see how long it takes before i die

I've only been at my new job for a week and I have two entries in the "funny quotes" jar sooo

whatda hell

the moment i go on the road 8 people text me for the first time in months 😵 so overwhelming

i love saying shit like "my hobbies are reading and hiking" yeah sure buddy

stressed out

socially survived going to my former employers' party because i'm made of steel

gaslighting a bunch of landlords into thinking i'm fluent in swedish

fuck languages with plural verbs. "is" and "are"? get real

9 hours of sleep ahead let's GO baby

Doing sketch requests for Gaza Soup Kitchen for my birthday today! link on my neocities frontpage 🍉

I've become so bad at reading

kārums krēms my beloved i'm home

why does Human Resources have so few streams

so the old book depository site leads to amazon now, huh...

💿 have a nice day!

Sent from my it's

eating my own weight in liquorice for as long as I'm home

i wish more of my friends had neocities pages

so bummed that dreamsettler is cancelled