(in my twenties btw) we have to abolish adults.

scanning an entire book is more exhausting than i expected it to be

you'll be in a good mood just minding your own business and then here comes your dad

society is not forgiving towards those with bad memory or a low attention span… at all

my computer just shut off without warning at full battery... it might actually be over

it irks me so bad always having to selfcensor online, but for many reasons i cant just speak AAVE and make various cultural refs willy-nilly

i feel bad for literally every stranger who approaches me not knowing theyre about to talk to Autism Extraordinaire

we waited all that time for spotify wrapped and it doesnt even show our top genres this year. lol. lmao.

my laptop fan has been super loud for months. now my switch fan makes a noise too. does the pain never end?

they should invent a pair of pants that fit (for longer than one year, preferably)

i spent 1000 hours yesterday trying to get nanogallery to work, and in the end decided galleries are overrated and unnecessary

where are all those identity v fans today...

verbal stim of the day: 🎶hbo family🎶

the microwave is broken *dies of starvation*

wait. these eggs lowkey suck

who said people named chris wearing narwhal kigurumi cant make scrambled eggs⁉️