party in my iggy

ignore my previous status i mixed up the words in my joke

she pangalactic on my gargle till i blaster

rip adam guiteau you would've loved oh oh oh sexy vampire

hate living in the valley what do you mean we're surrounded by fire on all sides

power went out at my place

eying the tiq mini m5 like that bee cakepop who wants that cookie so effing bad

happy new year!!!

who up worshipping they false idol (working on my hhg shrine)

ruff

i got toothbrushes for christmas tf am i supposed to do with these i already have a toothbrush????

my body is a machine that turns cans of monster into drunk cans of monster

going to a info session at caltech today I'm so excited

nothing beats the feeling of a gel pen on a thick pad of paper

i think whoever invented olives needs to be shot and killed

been listening to a lot of will wood lately

i dont care who the irs sends i am NOT using .webp format

currently procrastinating on my college apps by working on my neocities #livelaughlove #imsorrycolleges

pikidiary api died hello status cafe