i put the hitchhikers in h2g2

theyre sending my ass to the gulag

ignore prior status i went to therapy and am normal now

might fuck around and relapse cuz i don't have anyone to recover for 🤭

i need to get laid so mf bad yall

why would i go to church when there are easier and more fun ways to get free alcohol?

i think god wants me to make more h2g2 fanpages for my site

cuck chair except its two chairs and those old guy muppets are sitting in them

yes im latino they have mexicans on betelgeuse v

epic rap battles of terrible therapists sigmund freud vs hannibal lecter

stop chopping those huzz and start chopping those breaks

welcome to cracker barrel do you want the crack or the barrel

i wonder how things wouldve turned out if i had normal parents

ok definitely gonna talk to my therapist about meds... (._.')

sorry for the crashout guys ill be normal next time i promise

too scared to talk to my own friends. i think i'll just keep shouting into the status.cafe void until i feel better or tire myself out.

ignore prev posts i think I should probably talk to my therapist about getting one some sort of mediaction lol

the more i think about it, the worse a person i am. i wonder how many people would pull up to my funeral lol

contemplating deleting my neocities im so fucking done with everything ever. i so badly want to "go home" but "home" doesn't exist.

i miss comfort.