im like if ford prefect was addicted to caffeine instead of alcohol

piclog hurry up and let me in i have such banging drawings

warhammer i hardly know er

freaky ass uber driver needs to stay his ass inside. i think im gonna write a blog about this guy.

everything feels so stagnant. i wish school would start sooner

i am going to pioneer the field of sex toy piracy

in my twisted mind crazy frog is just a normal frog

im starting to think something might be diagnosably wrong with me

maybe i'll move to japan and become the worlds first latinx hikikomori. #representationmatters

I miss the past. It was soft and warm. Now it's cold and prickly. Bouba and kiki type shit.

you know its bad when you find yourself unironically relating to a smiths song

funko pop son or labubu daughter

it could be worse- you could be catholic

i think i might be some sort of mold, or rot, or perhaps some sort of parasite

maybe the real toxic yaoi was me the whole time

he's a better man than i and deserves a better man than i, but i'm selfish and i want him.

i can be normal

someone come shoot me point blank range

200mg caffeine for breakfast

woof