bless my wondrous puppy life

*sighs dreamily* he said i look like allison reynolds

i am starting to feel the effects of my lunch being two cups of black coffee, a square of chocolate, and breakcore

got a haircut finally it's fluffy and not just a weird bell shape

save me cherry coke zero save me

they call me mr. the chef

i have GOT to stop trusting dollar store drinks

blasphemy, heresy, saaaave me

ate my lunch for breakfast so now i dont have any lunch... many such cases

met a girl in a barnes and noble who had the same collar as me

im puppy

lettuce dipped in mustard is such an underrated snack tbh

wearing my collar while programming. many such cases

neocities is down literally 1984

who up UCing they santa cruz

thinking 'bout arthur dent

ghost is so fucking back y'all

caltech decisions releasing this saturday...

i think god wants me to write arthur dent x ford prefect fanfiction

who is the news and why does he keep collabing with huey lewis