coelacanth

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coelacanth 🍿 244 days ago

there was a potato-sized freak fry in my smiley fries. i ate it. hope i don't die

coelacanth 🌧️ 247 days ago

i wish there were an easier way to say "i'm sorry, i just can't talk to anyone right now. please leave me alone."

coelacanth 💔 247 days ago

the nefarious dentist left a weird spiky bit on my tooth

coelacanth 💤 248 days ago

the nefarious melatonin 1 hour of sleep + nightmare combo strikes again. it's 5am man this melatonin ain't shit!!

coelacanth 🙂 264 days ago

also learning about the trump assassination attempt from status cafe. incredible

coelacanth 💀 265 days ago

made myself a bowl of cereal. went to get a spoon. there weren't any spoons. moved the bowl a tiny bit. cereal flew out of the bowl. bro

coelacanth 🙃 267 days ago

aw fuck i think the antidepressants WERE doing something

coelacanth 😭 267 days ago

woe! disappointment all around

coelacanth 🙂 271 days ago

found out there's a kind of moth called "the joker"

coelacanth 😭 272 days ago

it's been 2 months, these antidepressants ain't shit

coelacanth 🎶 272 days ago

GIVER OF LIFE AND THE GIVER OF SPEED, EVER WE TAKE EVEN HER GRAVITY!!

coelacanth 🙂 277 days ago

the devious autism demon is forcing me to play roblox

coelacanth 😭 286 days ago

ow ow ow headache i need to sleep

coelacanth 😴 306 days ago

oww things are getting bad again

coelacanth 😯 306 days ago

they're a COUPLE??? I THOUGHT THEY WERE BOTH GAY!!!

coelacanth 🥹 307 days ago

*pokes brain* do something!

coelacanth 🔥 311 days ago

fuck it we ball fuck it we ball

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