me encanta cuando los planes salen bien 🚬

i just got a guru meditation error message..... felt like meeting a celebrity :D

"let's pull a king salomon on this cookie" was a sentence i never thought i'd say

casually wrote a fucking banger????

heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

me cago en los de mi clase bro CONTESTADME YA COÑO

JANE GOODALL DIED???????????

forgor my mouse auugh

LUCID 34 IS UP???????? IM DOING A BACKFLIP FROM MY WINDOW AND THEN BACK UP AGAIN THANK YOU CAPTAIN

H&S STANDS FOR HEAD AND SHOULDERS?????????????? LIKE THE SHAMPOO?????????

what do i do now classless at 9 am, fully dressed and showered because i thought i had class??????

sometimes the sheer level of adhd i can achieve baffles and amuses me equally

the fuck you mean the 'oh no i hope i don't fall' vine is TYLER THE CREATOR???????

it's friday it's sunny and i'm full of love for everything there is

waiting in the hallway for my class to open

i wanted to see if the birds would eat the crumbs i left on the balcony, but they didn't.... it's scary that birds don't come here

idc about the rapture my fav webcomic just updated!!!!!

pootis engage is pure cinema

what do you mean giving your cat cat marijuana is a normal and common activity amongst cat havers

odio las calles semipeatonales odio las calles semipeatonales