if you play commander over standard in MTG im gonna assume you beat puppies

anxiously waiting for the day that filipino food gets the "boba" treatment and i have to see white influencers go get the "viral champorado"

sooo eepy but i sleepied already :o

"israel=GPT, generate me a form of transportation !!" "beep beep boop: LIME electric scooter"

hot cheetos fries make even the most tame man go wild

need to watch Heroes (2006)

why is every serial killer from washington

the art museum so fun when you don't got a bitch in your ear complaining about the abstract and contemporary art

REPETITION AS A POETIC DEVICE IS NOT INHERENTLY INFERIOR REPETITION AS A POETIC DEVICE IS NOT INHERENTLY INFERIOR REPETITION AS A POETIC DE-

that was the most stressful day of coding that i've ever had thus far

its 10 PM... do you know where your children are?

fuckkckck i forgot how good Pen15 is

i haven't seen a video of onision in so long but now im watching a video on him and oh my god he's actually so annoying i completely forgot

i dont wanna go to sleeeeep cause then i have to wake up and go to workkkkkk

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i be dispatchin my sonar until he lookin moist (if you catch my drift)

sisyphian task (getting my liquor license). now i HAVE to go out drinking after this.

you're the new revolution // the angst filled adolescent // you fit the stereotype well

so much laffy taffy and not one decent meal... sigh

save me shirtless middle aged Joshua Jackson