burnerphone

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i love cherry juice
and being irrational
(run by ███ ! he/it)

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burnerphone 🤔 17 hours ago

would the existence of jestergem (the gay little cookie ship) also imply the existence of jesterslop (???)

burnerphone 🤒 3 days ago

nvm i should self-reflect

burnerphone 😭 3 days ago

clock strikes 12. midnight arrives

burnerphone ✅ 4 days ago

made it to friday. now i have to make it to another friday (also hello strangers in my computer)

burnerphone 😴 4 days ago

nvm this was not as complicated as i thought. still fucking tired though

burnerphone ✨ 10 days ago

weekly affirmation: i will not be cooked beyond repair on thursday

burnerphone 🌧️ 11 days ago

i know im at my lowest when i start missing 2018. worst year of all time

burnerphone 🥹 12 days ago

silent salt just came home... i cant stop winning

burnerphone 😯 13 days ago

oh my god it's almost time (gummy bear album in stores on november 13th)

burnerphone 🤒 15 days ago

feeling ambivalent at the function (the concept of me finding an online friend ever again is nauseating but i miss the communication aspect)

burnerphone 😯 17 days ago

my honest reaction after i scarf down a spicy thing and get heartburn

burnerphone 😭 17 days ago

pinterest users are making up discourse no one with <12hr of screentime has ever heard of. serves them right for leeching off of tumblr

burnerphone 🙃 18 days ago

MY EYELID WON'T STOP FUCKING TWITCHING ENOUGH OF THIS ENOUGH OF THIS ENOUGH OF THIS

burnerphone 💔 19 days ago

reached 95 pity on the silentlily fateful banner and left with nothing of substance

burnerphone 💔 20 days ago

crk maintenance just got extended AGAIN close enough welcome back premonition of doom delay

burnerphone 😭 20 days ago

just remembered i had a big ass dni criteria list in 2022. day ruined

burnerphone 😇 20 days ago

arent i a fucking ray of sunshine

burnerphone 😇 20 days ago

i hope everyone who jokes about being "dragged to a white padded room" for making an absurd fandom theory actually rots in there

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