cats are so sweet how could anyone hate them

im finally cured from my sickness (mostly)

just learned how to read now i can finally banish the pr guy who's been writing my statuses

i hate being sick i have been stuck here watching adventure time and dying slowly for literally 2 days

calculus is the beast i dare not face. some may call me a coward, but is an insect cowardly for fleeing from the hand of god?

i hate being sick i genuinely can't do anything but lie around and exist painfully

sick as a brick

family got me to watch the pitt, that shit is so stressful

ughhh wizard school is kicking my ass bruh.. got a ritual on monday and a five page scroll due on wednesday...

it's tough being 1,089 years old.. i'm doing my best though

i feel good?? idk nothings happening but im like chillin im happy for no reason lol

did april fools website update.. you have no idea how long i've been planning this

shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yaaa.. drank, swalalala.. falls over and dies

art block crisis possibly? solved. at least for now <3

I LOVE GREEN TEA. nothing can compare to GREEN TEA ily green tea <3

reading the cookie clicker wiki makes me feel like i'm back in school studying for a test that i have no hope of understanding

holy shit new yameii just dropped

if you don't have 5 different browser windows with at least 10 tabs each open at all times, are you really living?

ive been so busy and now im not and idk what to do

i like cookie clicker