document.writeln('
');
fetch("https://status.cafe/users/parasite/status.json")
.then( r => r.json() )
.then( r => {
if (!r.content.length) {
document.getElementById("statuscafe-content").innerHTML = "No status yet."
return
}
document.getElementById("statuscafe-username").innerHTML = '' + r.author + ' ' + r.face + ' ' + r.timeAgo
document.getElementById("statuscafe-content").innerHTML = r.content
})