every time someone prays for me i start projectile vomiting blood

i'm a genius because i found a way to make being tall into whump

i can't see you the same way after what you said and it's kicking my ass

Now how did i lay on pieces of broken off headphone

it somehow continues to surprise and horrify me how sometimes people cease to be the way you thought they were

platonic soulmates my beloved

kiss my goddamn ass

Scurvy

welcome home.

declare love publicly

hehe

ultimate quest to become Just Some Guy

tattoo that says microwave safe

happy pride month i want antonio the violinist from identity v so bad it makes me look stupid

I HAVE THE HICCUPS THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OFMY LIFE

MY NEW DEODORANT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD

psychonauts

Clean

i'm directly combating summer of bummer with my big fat fists of hardened brain jelly. thank me

guy who. who cares