I'm trying to be jolly this Christmas but it's hard :[

Merry christmas everyone! I ate sm and i am bloated

Time flies by! Didn’t even realize it was Christmas eve til my friend told me. I look forward to dinner today.

I’m fatigued and I need to take a break from Mult-maxxing

Balatro is a fun game/neg

Playing Balatro was a mistake I have the need to start money maxxing

Gently putting my bf’s head in my mouth like an anaconda.

Cut my pills wrong and a good chunk turned into a fine powder. Don't think I should listen to the parasite in my brain and snort it.

My partner just introduced me to Sal Monella from Ace Attorney. I wish he was the murder victim in the case.

Everything is so temporary…

I’m in pain.

Why I can't be a food critic: I tried drinking oat milk on its own, and my only comment was, "Tastes like oats."

I want to claw out of my own skin lowkey

Seeing swaddled babies gives me joy. Like, look at the little homunculus in its cocoon.

I love pancakes! I accidentally poured too much maple syrup and it looks like soup, but I love pancakes!

Grinded on Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Complete just to get my stupid fucking koala back (Eugene).

My bf said that I am just so gay when I showed him an outfit I’d like to wear. Think I should test if he’s right by making out with him

Ashamed to say that I gay panicked when I saw an image of Arcade Gannon in raider pain spike armor🗿

The job market is in shambles.

My hard boiled egg just squirted at me when I cracked it open again…