oh god its the first day of spring....this is just like Stardew Valley

puberty is the universal body horror

Slay

my brain does that thing where it makes me dream about having a boyfriend bc im so fucking lonely

a rage room could save me

ao3....

i have evolved from 1 elastic to 2 elastics. let's hope i dont get another sore this time

oh the treachery

hello user bootyshaker9000 welcome to status.cafe

do u ever hear a song in ur dreams and wish it was real, like damn my unconscious brain makes up bangers sometimes

when we talk about "going back to nature" we always think of greenery, but what about deserts? i wanna go to a desert

give that man beautiful long hair 🫵

stardew valley sex update

balls lol

worst shower everrrrr

dreaming😴

i just make up shit and my brain convinces me its real DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ok im gonna try acting normal today

unfathomable levels of brainrot right now

im scared the world will end then i wouldn't be able to play stardew valley :( oh and we'd all die i guess