binging inanimate insanity gone wrong (i woke up, its 05:00 and im still at my computer)

john a. doe is coming 8 years ago EXACTLY... be prepared...

im not tired anymore i mightve fallen asleep, idrk if i actually i did i cant tell

im so tired rn

pi day celebration: https://rickgottaken.nekoweb.org/videos/pieproof.mp4

I am NOT! A MORON! Yes you are! You're the moron they built to make me an idiot! Well how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON? Could a MORON SCRATCH! THIS! PC! CASE! Huh? Could a moron do THAT?

the most perfectly timed thing just happened you wouldnt believe it even if i told you its so hilarious XDDDDDDDDD ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

mario time! mario time! mario time! mario time! mario time!

i just spent atleast 30m looking for how to convert hex to shorthand hex and then realised i did not need to know how to do that

dont publish a status update at 3am (gone wrong)

please listen to the battle for bfdi ost even if you dont watch the show

i woke up at 14:00 today, my previous status explains why

i woke up at 07:00 today for no reason at all

staying up until 03:00 for tpot 16 was worth it and despite being tired now i do NOT regret it

so tired i woke up at 05:00 or something

the funny thing is i set an alarm for 15:00 because i wasnt hearing my reminders, it was originally going to be 13:00 but i said to myself "what if i was somehow still sleeping?" so i made it 15:00 instead. today i woke up to my alarm for 15:00 because i slept in way longer than usual. i have an explanation as to why but this is getting long, so ill end it here.

i am very tired

reading namu.wiki google translated is hilarious especially when the google translate doesnt know exactly what the text means but you do (i dont know korean im just guessing what was actually wrote through the broken english)

~an hour ago i somehow farted while pooping. i have no idea how i did it and it will probably never happen again.

my water bottle must be a cat since i just tripped, knocked it over, looked at the ground after a few seconds and it was perfectly on its botttom.