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jordie πŸ€’ 183 days ago

I’m gay I thought we were supposed to split the bill..

jordie πŸš„ 183 days ago

attracting the wrong attention on the subway (girls)

jordie πŸ’€ 184 days ago

not me exhausted 20 minutes into onboarding… maybe I’m not meant to be employed

jordie πŸ˜‡ 184 days ago

should I wear shorts tomorrow they are Prada

jordie 😱 184 days ago

Mayhem!!!

jordie 🌈 186 days ago

feeling very late millennial homosexual in leather pants

jordie 😴 186 days ago

is it good or just relatable?

jordie ✏️ 186 days ago

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jordie πŸ₯³ 188 days ago

unfortunately i love gossip!

jordie πŸ₯± 189 days ago

strange but not strange how my colleagues don't want anything to do with me without labor involved

jordie πŸ₯Ί 190 days ago

just kids

jordie ✏️ 195 days ago

corporate mercenary

jordie 🀐 195 days ago

fourth date.. nervous!

jordie 🀩 196 days ago

arms armor amour

jordie 🌧️ 199 days ago

in retrospect maybe overindexed on winter and under packed for spring

jordie πŸ’€ 199 days ago

waking up at 5AM for a rave

jordie πŸ€’ 201 days ago

cracking the whip on the volunteer project always feels twisted lol

jordie πŸ™‚ 201 days ago

new rule.. doomscrolling is acceptable with a new album or intentional playlist.,

jordie πŸ”₯ 201 days ago

lowkey the ig ads for all the parties in new york are so handy

jordie πŸ€– 201 days ago

i turned 30 and suddenly got very good at schmoozing

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