jordie

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jordie 🛼 276 days ago

invincibility buff (gore-tex sneakers)

jordie 🤐 276 days ago

my journal is turning into a soft core novella

jordie 🎁 277 days ago

i definitely didn’t need 3 slutty cardigans but here we are

jordie 🤔 277 days ago

as an oregonian, given the choice why would you pump your own gas….

jordie 🥰 278 days ago

all is right in the world (i’m still in bed at 11am)

jordie 🤐 280 days ago

imo sabrina carpenter is for horny swifties

jordie 😭 281 days ago

i’m sorry if a softboi sent me talking heads smashing pumpkins bicep i would fall for it everytime

jordie 😭 282 days ago

gay brain rot

jordie 🤐 282 days ago

validation is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

jordie ❄️ 283 days ago

i’m under 3 blankets

jordie 👽 283 days ago

damn you ever watch alien…

jordie 🥺 285 days ago

sensitive

jordie 🤖 286 days ago

someone has to do a tekken rave plsss

jordie 📖 286 days ago

—that it is both more truthful and better not to know who you are, that it is preferable to slip, shift or float than to know, stop or stay.

jordie ❄️ 287 days ago

for the plot… do i want to go to new york for new years and frost children at knockdown

jordie 🤩 287 days ago

one thing i like about work is you can blame work for anything

jordie 🎶 287 days ago

know who you are at every age (single)

jordie 😱 289 days ago

damn you ever listen to radiohead

jordie 🎤 290 days ago

i’m high listening to pink floyd for the first time maybe straight men were onto something

jordie 🤐 291 days ago

my greatest fear is being singled out by a comedian

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