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jordie 🤒 219 days ago

high cholesterol

jordie 🌧️ 221 days ago

i can see clearly now (new windshield wipers)

jordie 🎶 222 days ago

small brain: forgot my airpods.. big brain: having multiple pairs of wired headphones allocated to different bags for when i forget airpods

jordie 💀 222 days ago

putting Reading the Room on my resume.. i’m great at it

jordie 🤒 222 days ago

I keep falling for it (capitalism)

jordie 🙂 225 days ago

nothing ruins the vibe like having ur least favorite barista…

jordie ✏️ 232 days ago

life isn’t just talking

jordie 😇 237 days ago

saying no to work is so powerful

jordie 🫖 239 days ago

i know i said matcha latte is out but banana matcha latte kinda slay..

jordie 🙂 240 days ago

how did i just sleep for 12 hours

jordie ✏️ 246 days ago

personal references as footnotes

jordie 🙂 246 days ago

no more talking about quitting my job...

jordie 🥳 247 days ago

finished first book for the year!

jordie 😱 248 days ago

i’ve gone to two grocery stores and they’ve both been out of everything bagels…

jordie 🤖 249 days ago

dusty blue

jordie 🌈 249 days ago

little fruit

jordie 📰 251 days ago

has anyone discovered a good position for reading…

jordie 🥱 251 days ago

if it wasn’t for the evacuation alarm i would still be bed rotting

jordie 💤 252 days ago

new year.. still tired!!

jordie 💀 253 days ago

i really can't go outside without running into someone

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