Happy Saturday ir shuldni say caturday hahhah lol

imagine a driving car flying but it's in the air it cans flying car

they updated my smartphone and now calendar app lags

I leve for 2 weeks and get 60,000 views what the jeff

I'm so hungry i could eat.... a..... nevermind. Horse in the corner: yeah

It's happening in 83 days!

It's the time you wear a hat made out of nilla wafers

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VRwpIsostTQ

did you guys see the inspirational story about the 40+ year old rapper

hey apple

there is only one hour left of oxygen on the titan submersible......

It's crazy to think about how 30,000 people have seen my website. Imagine a burger made for 30,000 people.... That'd be a big burger.

They just announced you have to have 10 hours screen time or else u die.......

One year ago today, I accidentally threw away the usb drive with the source code for my game Gupta's Walk.

the stars on my page are moving.....

Apple sent me an email that they're actually self destructing all iPhones on August 1st. This was confirmed by the sacred boar btw....

Peak is actually so peak

and for why it's called a cat if it a meow and no bark why for called dog? iykwim tho....

In my dreams, I still see that easter feast.....

just when fryman2599 walk into free candy store..... paper sign falls off to reveal it says fryman2599 kill house.