gonna go to therapy for the first time tomorrow! woof! :3

i can be normal guys(lie)

in the club crying to tv girl. i miss him so much lol

cargo shorts + fishnets

exploding boar head emoji

taking melatonin and drinking monster at the same time to experience a new emotion™

hot take "automaton" is a way better name than "robot"

finally filling out that empty spot on my homepage

can someone come kill me with a hammer

contemplating redrawing "the alien that sucked me dry" as ford and arthur

fujoing out over those mid 30s british men god bless douglas adams

yo quiero las drogas

frc is so unserious what do you mean you're scared of a team called "cheesy poofs"

pride month is over pack it up everyone go home

theyre kicking me out of nasa because i tried to steal an alien from its holding cell

was no one gonna tell me the self insert webring is back??

i need alcohal

shoutout to the freak chair at the gym

straight up training it and by it lets just say... my dragon

ngl ive been snacking on yummy treats all day