freaky ass uber driver needs to stay his ass inside. i think im gonna write a blog about this guy.

everything feels so stagnant. i wish school would start sooner

i am going to pioneer the field of sex toy piracy

in my twisted mind crazy frog is just a normal frog

im starting to think something might be diagnosably wrong with me

maybe i'll move to japan and become the worlds first latinx hikikomori. #representationmatters

I miss the past. It was soft and warm. Now it's cold and prickly. Bouba and kiki type shit.

you know its bad when you find yourself unironically relating to a smiths song

funko pop son or labubu daughter

it could be worse- you could be catholic

i think i might be some sort of mold, or rot, or perhaps some sort of parasite

maybe the real toxic yaoi was me the whole time

he's a better man than i and deserves a better man than i, but i'm selfish and i want him.

i can be normal

someone come shoot me point blank range

200mg caffeine for breakfast

woof

yippie!!!

now watch me whip watch me nae nae

thinking about how dire straits is canonically on the arthur dent sex playlist