I hate the concept of fediverse because everyone loves isolationism and is self-righteous about it. I guess a society is out of fashion.

Spent two whole days trying to embed fonts into CSS. The solution? Literally do so by converting the fonts to base64.

My mum had a nap and woke up confused as to why I wasn't at home since I sent her photos in the dream from my place ... in Windsor.

My mum said that my cousin is my new manager. I have no clue what he manages or what he charges but that's his title now.

It's weird but I do fancy my relatives liking what I do, because I make things for myself. Even better is when it is people that they know.

I don't know what is worse - my flu or my existential crisis ... or maybe my tendency to cure both with theoretical physics?

Goodbye, my friend. You sat with me through all of those Star Trek re-runs and now it is time for you to go and be a Big Phone in the world.

Things that I do for fun: get annoyed that I can't hear ... forgetting that I'm deaf.

I'm sortofish satisfied with a music video that I edited because it's very pre-2010, just as I wanted it to be. https://youtu.be/6TIOzUpFRJg

My better half was where my optimism was stored. He's been away on holidays for 36 years. Lazy bugger!

I miss humankind. I honestly do. We're all dead now. Just empty, lifeless husks imitating something sentient. Maybe an asteroid will hit?

I'm insanely jealous of people who have friends and/or families. At 36, I still don't know how to get either or just somebody to talk to.

I finished another crime against humanity and I promise that the dancing animal astronauts are very relevant! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHpFK

Managed to get a mobile on sale in my network. My poor mother is saved but we still don't know how a phone can just vanish! Ugh!

We searched everything - this damned phone is still missing! I could replace it since my network is having a sale but their website is down!

Dear Landlord, thank you for randomly mailing us your bills. Do you expect us to pay them for you or to use them as a loo roll?

Dear Prime Minister of England, thank you for making all of the UK a safer place by arresting those deviously depraved terrorist pensioners!

I think my mum's identity is that of a black hole. A black hole that eats mobile phones. She broke 2 and she lost 2... this year.

I have evolved from making videos about spinny trees to making videos about dancing flowers: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHbpvpGC5pJm-Gb21p/

One day I was sad and friendless and another day I made my first TikTok with spinning trees at the age of 36 because nobody stopped me.