Slot machine graphics are so fucking funny

Visiting my friends new baby. Might be a mistake because now I want another one

Just took my color analysis. Hot pink wasn't in it...... my world is over

I just had to save my cats from playing with a giant coral snake.

It's hard to lie and say I'm 25 when I have a tattoo on my face that says '96 😭

I just baked a buttermilk pie. So excited. It's the little things in life fr.

One of my eyebrows rings is rejecting again

Drinking a celery and kale smoothie

Drinking iced coffee

I have a freakin sun burn

I have a freakin sun burn

Ya know it may be a issue that I've never stated that my pixel doll bases are all F2U

If i actually had the knack for writing I'd write an entire essay on why Squidward is one of the best cartoon characters in history

Updating status

So I just found out that the art work for Garbage Pail Kids was fucking cool? Like really cool.

Just found out about the tadpole shrimp... wish I never did. Absolutely disgusted and enraged at nature for allowing this.

Oh I love that "The Moon" card FutureArcana created for their Deckonomicon deck😭

I found my old gaia account that I spent hundreds on , but have no idea what my old emails are

I can tell it's going to be a slow day

Optimistic